build A house, plant a tree and conceive a child – this is the long-standing list of requirements for men. But with the child it The Father meant for most men a massive change. With the young but there are also a lot of experience. On Twitter men of what you experience as fathers to report: in funny, sentimental, or thoughtful anecdotes.
We have compiled some of the Tweets, in which certainly, many fathers find it again. The young, for example, in the case of some things, still has difficulties to Express themselves correctly and, therefore, for the Amusement ensures that is familiar with everyone.
“Mama, lick the dad from.”
The 4-Year-old said while “driving dad”, I don’t want to be there but to be so petty.
— The Gasser (@Magda water) April 8, 2018
Baby and me.
“How is the cow?”
“How’s the dog?”
“And how’s the Mama?”
— The__dad (@the__dad) October 24, 2014
Within the family are forged alliances. The children are the accomplices …
‘m under the shower, suddenly K1 sneaks into the bathroom:
“Shhh quiet, dad! Here, Chips!”
I, 32, have now also a Dealer.
— Marc seillaise (@Das_BinIchHier) January 23, 2018
… once we ally with the mother, to play Small tricks on.
Me: goodnight kids
Kids: goodnight, dad
Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Wife: [through radio-under-the-bed] GOODNIGHT
— Nate Usher (@thenatewolf) August 15, 2015
But not always the father and the mother are all on the same wavelength.
child (2) in the sight of the Badradios: “Can we turn on head-banging?” While I worried about brushing teeth, my wife was already in the education.
— Johannes Staemmler (@JoStBerlin) December 30, 2017
One of the first things to learn fathers ‘ own needs will need to be reset. From now on, the Junior is the boss in the Ring.
The kids talk all day without a break, and if I also want to say what, is asleep, the stuffed animal right now, and I should be quiet.
— Jochen König (@j__koenig) January 27, 2018
The child just came into the living room to tell me that Papa, has you brought to bed, is sleeping now. Because he but as loud snoring, can’t sleep and wants me to pick him up.
— Topfritte 🐉 (@Topfritte) March 29, 2018
he Has this once internalized, the father, over the years, a lot of useful tricks. Soon, he knows exactly what to look for and how he gets to the whims of the young in the handle.
Just in the nursery a filled lunch box, found on the remember no one. I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that to open, but simply the house burns down.
— Tim & shaggy (@MKLtxt) April 28, 2018
As an experienced father I’m looking for the Lunch of baby food for the Baby according to the color of your upper part.
— Unspecified (@the_cleaner) April 28, 2018
And because the father just so smart, wise and strong, is his advice, and sometimes the active help very much in demand. For each Situation, he has a life hack of Europe. And sometimes he has to force the children to their happiness.
Before mobile phones my Dad once rang a shopping centre and did a call out for my mum so that he could ask her to bring a cheeseburger home.
— Ben Cameron (@ben_cameron) April 19, 2017
I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽love it. pic.twitter.com/iLvhDoiFyb
— Tom munns’s (@TomMunns1) November 8, 2018
Until then, get to a point where, and the children are, the need to engage the father in the case of the seemingly simple things under the arms.
love my father on his Computer to help problems… pic.twitter.com/oZo73hL3ZW
— Etienne UMF (@I) May 26, 2019
But make no mistake about it: In the end, it is still the father, the Lord of the house remains and therefore, everything in the view.
This is how dads be when somebody coming into their house that they never seen before https://t.co/ipnM4XFpa6
— KLHJR (@Flyer_thanu2) October 11, 2018
changes My mom felt every hour your WhatsApp picture of their children to their grandchildren and back while my father now for the first time in years, one in there, it is in need of a photo of his new loudspeaker
— Pixie Apple tree (@morningpapergal) May 23, 2019
And don’t forget: fathers, no matter how strong and confident you are sometimes a little support and encouragement seem. Not only on father’s day.
If you push for reasons constantly the movie to be the worst father in the world, and the Small then in the car dad says, “if you get me, this is simply the Best. Simply the BEST.“ – then the does well already.
— Mark (@markmueller1979) May 25, 2019