as soon As you rolled you relish on the back, a glass of water geext did, you ceiling the sweat from his forehead and the bed above your pubic’ve drawn, mostly, with these strange postcoital thoughts, which will shoot you through the head. It does not matter whether it is a One-Night Stand or Schmusesex with your fiance. As soon as “it” is over, there are things that you would like to each other, you made love to or would have said or come to a sudden boiling hot:
1. Wow, I’m dying of Hunger! Was a bit of Lasange in the fridge?
2. Hmph. Not worth it now. And I’ve missed “The Bachelor”? Well, that’s great.
3. This means now that we are together? He loves me? If he finds excessive, if I was in a horse-drawn carriage to the Registrar’s office ancestor?
4. How did he do that? Where would you learn something? From Porn? Of his Ex?
5. Is it rude to ask, whether he makes it to me with the Hand? I’m not satisfied yet idea!
6. If he wakes up, if I look now is still a bit of Netflix?
7. Fuck, I still need to reply to this E-Mail!
8. I set the alarm?
9. Whether you want to sleep here?
10. How often was it now? Three, four … six Times! Crass.
11. I want to hope that he goes the condoms disposed of before. There is nothing Unhöflicheres …
12. Annoying that I must take to my bed again fresh. The sheet is definitely screwed up …
13. Can I go home now?
Henriette Bright: Love from Hell Eiko Weishaupt
Henrietta Bright was born in 1985 and works as a journalist/writer based in Hamburg and on-the-go on your travels around the globe. Her book “here I come! In 80 orgasms around the world” in 2015, appeared and was promptly a best-seller. In 2017, followed by “come First, then The Sexbibel for 21. Century”. Henriette likes to write, be honest and casual about Sex, because you will find that a lot of people do.
14. My phone vibrates three times, while we slept together. If it is okay, if I nachgucke now, who has written to me?
15. Oh, fuck! The window was still open. My poor neighbours …
16. Damn it, they have heard how we “Dirty Talk”? Hopefully not …
17. Uah, my whole body is stuck.
18. He thinks I’m a drunk, when I finally have me another glass of wine? Also nothing against a cigarette.
19. I would have been able to give me even more trouble? Well, it is also nice to be pampered …
20. We need to ventilate! But now when I get up to the window go, he will stare at me on the butt. Nah, I’d rather stay.
21. Wow, that took just long. I was so bad?
22. Hm. When I actually, for the last Time to test? I should urgently go to the gynecologist …
23. Great sense of Humor vs. a pretty small Penis. Hmmmm ….
24. Shit, it’s just so cozy. But I have neither Makeup nor a change of clothes. Going to me so the same time, a Taxi
will have to call … Hell: What I learned about Sex have to get in her pants In hurricane weather: 8-way someone, without leaving the house
hungry for Love in the January mean. He can only endure, if we can get someone to bed, and we go out in the freezing cold in front of the door. So the Winter do not need to degenerate into sex-free time.