BREAKING: Johnny Depp has a new girlfriend. It is a Russian Gogo-Girl, mid 20’s. We met months ago at a Party in L. A. and THEY allegedly did not know who HE is. Yes, no, is clear, Sweet … Shortly after, Polina moved to Glen at Megastar Johnny, while the was still in the middle of the worst war of the roses with his Ex. And all just so: Oh, Johnny …

Yes, of course. I don’t plug in Depp’s new relationship. Maybe Polina is a love that takes him from time to time the bottle of Rum. But let’s be realistic: The whole thing smells dangerous, according to Wendler. The only perceived difference: The camera team of VOX is not, while Johnny burnish tries his Ego by using a 30 years Younger again.

My Poster-Boy Henriette Bright: Love from Hell Eiko Weishaupt

Henrietta Bright was born in 1985 and works as a journalist/writer based in Hamburg and on-the-go on your travels around the globe. Her book “here I come! In 80 orgasms around the world” in 2015, appeared and was promptly a best-seller. In 2017, followed by “come First, then The Sexbibel for 21. Century”. Henriette likes to write, be honest and casual about Sex, because you will find that a lot of people do.

wow, so slow I really can’t see how the former “Sexiest Man Alive”, which hung for years as a Poster over my bed, always in his (love)misfortune of running …

do you remember the movie “Chocolat”? At the time, Johnny was at the peak of his career, his sex appeal … And in private? Everything was magnifique. Great family, private Caribbean island, French Savoir-vivre, record fees for “pirates of the Caribbean” … All of them have idolized the flamboyant character actor.

And then came Amber Heard. The blonde poison, twisted Johnny on the Set of “The Rum Diary” to the head. For Amber, he left after 14 years, Vanessa Paradis, and made her a proposal. After that, the crash began. Johnny and Amber didn’t do well. It came within the relationship of marriage to a series of violent clashes. Heard, referred to your Ex to court as a “Monster”, accused him of drug abuse. Johnny claims to the contrary. The truth is trying to fathom a court of law. But no matter how this mud battle ends: Johnny is currently only a shadow of its former self. New photos of the 55-Year-old bloated, woozy is completely finished.

Clearly, grief is a prick. And the best antidotes are still Saufi, chocolate and woopsy. So, zack, the sweet go-go Girl wrapped up and taken home. Already Pablo Picasso knew: “The Whisper of a beautiful woman can be heard farther than the loudest call of duty.” The thing to see where it is going. Maybe an own docu-Soap à la Michael Wendler? Because of good Jobs, there is a lack of Depp lately, unfortunately. Warner Bros. wants to take away from him his role in the “Fantastic beasts”series and “pirates of the Caribbean” was kicked out of Johnny. In times of #metoo none is more of a risk …

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My tip to Johnny: A self-help group with Brad Pitt. The Good has almost the same Trouble. Brad separated in 2004 – at the peak of his career – showcase-wife Jennifer Aniston because he had a crush on the Set of “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” in his super-sharp colleague, Angelina Jolie. The submitted however, eleven years later, the divorce and threw her Pitt in front of a violent drunk. Ouch!

had Actually confessed to Brad later that it was since his youth a day, he drank no alcohol. BUT Brad was able to wash its Image clean by making public to the crosses crept in, and successfully complete a therapy.

from the Johnny at the Moment, unfortunately. His Motto: “Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do. For you.” The best thing FOR HIM would be Rehab, but a couple of months and not again a totally crazy flash wedding.

Love from Hell NEVER have Sex in front of the 3. Date – so it works!

Since time immemorial, the rule is: No Sex before the 3. Date, if there is to be something Serious. But what if you the other at the first Meeting so excessively sharp that you barely even to keep you can?!


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