a Lot of fun with the funniest family-tweets of the week!
“daddy, my panties Bibi & Tina are.You have one of those?”
“no,so panties I shopping not”
[later with daughter]
[she pulls her dress]
seller:”Oh.Bibi & Tina.This is great!”
“Yes dad has no panties!”
GREAT, REALLY GREAT!
— vacation, Marc (@Das_BinIchHier) August 15, 2019
If the kids can swap one of your special words, against the common, it is also always a bit like that as a friend or a girlfriend would.
Adieu Bumpfhose. Adieu.
— Nils Pickert (@pickinese) August 18, 2019
are, a few days Ago
“mom, where are the ghosts you’ve bought?”
“I bought no such thing as ghosts”
“I don’t know what you mean,”
“are Understand for my birthday”
“I have bought no such things as ghosts,to be honest”
“MAMAAA, I have found the spirits!” pic.twitter.com/eXDHc89CQ3
— Tanja (@Tanja klutz) August 16, 2019
Today, the third graders got their sponsored children from the Preschool allocated.
“Mine is full of annoying and exhausting,” complains K2 at dinner.
“was I, mine too,” comforts K1.
“wait a minute… I was your godson!”
“I tell you.”
brothers and sisters. Love. And so.
— Katha writes (@KathasStrophen) August 19, 2019
had A colleague penetrate pee, as she was with her son (9J) in the Corn maze on the way. It has struck into the thicket, and the son, the lookout can.
By the stems, you no hear him say:
“here you can not long, my mother poops since!”
Lady Sybil’s sunshine home for sick dragons (@vonNordenher) August 19, 2019
My niece is watching me in the bathroom as I spray me Toner to the face.
you: Why are you doing this?
Me: Because I’m imagining that I’m gonna be nice.
you (looks at me for a long time): You’re not become more beautiful.
5 years of age, Gender Marketing by looks. ? ? ♥ love it.
— Nora Fritzsche (@noralamarie) August 19, 2019
call of the son.
“I’m lost, help me!”
“Ok, do you see somewhere a sign?”
“What is it?”
“potatoes, 500 m to the right.”
— Johann Boresch (@johann_boresch) August 19, 2019
go With the three-year-old on a public toilet, it is as if I had my own personal sports commentators in the process.
For a Sport that no one wants to hear.
— Cinnabrise (@Cinnabrise) August 18, 2019
I: “K1, in the morning you can take a toy in the Kindergarten. You know, what?”
? ? ?
— DontTrustTheRabbit (@trixi rabbit) August 19, 2019
My mother wants to clean the house, so that we find no Chaos when she dies.
I know you will swipe in front of the death, nor time, fast, clean, and take out the garbage, so that must also make any more… ?
— Mr-brain-sky (@Viel_Davon) August 18, 2019
Every Friday, we select the case of Twitter, the Tweets that we have found in the past week the most Fun. Thanks for the anecdotes from your family life, you can sweeten us the last working day before the weekend!
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