a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a wonderful weekend!
“Since I was no booger eating any more, the smell of my Farts, much better.”
And since I have children, it is no wonder, nothing more.
— nection with schlustig (@lienesch funny) March 11, 2019
“mom, while teaching children to log in sometimes, just to say that you know the answer.” the
The next Generation Internet kommentierer grows.
— Lilli Marlene (@Marlene Hellene) March 14, 2019
The man sent the Kids to pick up. the
He wanted to take the car. the
talk about the environment and a role model-be and the beautiful weather held. the
It’s hailing now and the question arises spontaneously: can I stay in the short term, in the case of any of you?
— Nana mint (@frau_minze) March 18, 2019
“mommy said she wants the Pizza with bodies, meatballs and olives.”
olives are correct. Otherwise, capers and anchovies, and super fun.
— mommy Huntzefuntz (@krispels) March 17, 2019
Shrill Yell from the bathroom “MAMA, IS AA IN the EYE DEADLY???“ the
I sprint. “Waaahhhhh, what did you do???” the
“Nothing! I’m not stupid! I asked me only!“ the
The guy is costing me nerves…
Diva on the Divan (@Snake_Kaa) March 17, 2019
“dad, is the paper?” the
“But there are pictures of me.” the
“What? Really? Oh, and we need to take back out.” ?
— The Gasser (@Magda water) March 19, 2019
was Yesterday presented to me a request for tuition exemption:
“Please release my son Justin on the next Friday from the lessons, because Justin is marrying his aunt.”
anyway, congratulations, I to the Boy now? Alarm I the child protective services? Or I the family give a dictionary?
— half-blood teacher (@MelsGedanken) March 16, 2019
asked My daughter if the great wall of China would be in India. I think a paternity test is not necessary.
— write a piece (@_magicbird_) March 20, 2019
[sits down in the car on the ass of the world on a unlit Parking lot]
[has been key in the attack]
[suddenly, the voice starts at the end of a doll of the daughter talking] the
[. no change of clothes for yourself]
— Marc seillaise (@Das_BinIchHier) March 13, 2019
This is currently the worst available disease pic.twitter.com/irUnsoH19m
— DerFetteMussInsTor (@meat bees) March 14, 2019
The 5-year-old is being lazy on the Couch.
Me: “Well honey, you rest a bit?” the
child: “no, mom, I’ll do That.” the
I’ve also tried, and what can I say?! THIS IS MY SPORTS!!!
— FrauZause (@zaus_e) March 18, 2019
I ask the child, whether or not I should buy something against your pimples. the
“mom, I’m 14. This is how it worked out.” the
This self-consciousness has not you from me.
— ????????? (@TheWildflower72) March 21, 2019
I suits, in the morning at the children’s doctor, pule the children from the Snow:
“Yes, I know, to have no pants on, was a bit hectic this morning.”
“No Problem, I would’ve come almost too late.” the
I: “After all, you have some pants.”
He: “Yes, that was a close one!”
— Miss Megaphone (@miss megaphone) March 21, 2019
If the sick woman, Doner wants to get the sick woman, of course, kebab.
marriage contract page 49648, paragraph 78, the small print at the bottom left.
— Mr Pan Tau. (@HerrPanTau) March 20, 2019
The 7-year was in the cinema and tells of the exciting action. the
I: “Is assumed to be in the movie at least good?”
He:”No, married and have children!”
— Claire plant (@dieClaireWerk) March 11, 2019