a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a nice weekend!
topic – career aspirations of the student
My personal Highlights:
– E-athletes
Youtuber
– Diseinerin
– “what’s that called, if you build houses?”
– “How do you spell Doctor?”— Magdarine peanut butter-crunchy cream (@Magdarine27) April 8, 2019
for 18 years, I couldn’t wait to be a grown-up. To claim now, over 40, I dare:
The only way to be Horny on a grown-up, that You get to wobble the chair.
— The double thumb man (@double thumb) on April 10, 2019
K1 told jokes at the dinner. the
sample? theJesus and Chuck Norris to keep their penises into the water.
Jesus: “The water is 23.5 degrees.”
Chuck Norris: “And 15 meters deep.” the?
— woman in Blue (@Frau_macht_blau) April 8, 2019
friend of mine says: “Come over, then at half past 8 with my buddy. Bock would have on a Sandwich.”
And now I don’t know whether I’m shopping or on the bed.— power supply (@Grolmori) April 10, 2019
me: “WHO HAS PAINTED WITH EDDING on THE WALL?”
4-year[comes running in]: “Did you say wall or the closet?”
I: “wall.”
4-year: “Then it wasn’t me.”— einstueck art (@einstueck art) April 10, 2019
We view a broadcast on Kika. It was a visit with a Turkish family. the
The son: Cool. I always wanted to see what it looks like in the case of Turks at home!
I: I guess. Oookay. theThe husband, in a whisper: He’s just joking, or? He already knows that we are Turks?
— Köse (@DieKoese) April 9, 2019
I work in a Kita. the
of Course, I’m drinking private alcohol, have Sex and swear never.
I sit instead with my unsweetened herbal tea in the ball pit and listen to children’s songs. Every Night.
And what you think in your Job to your private life?— Mrs. Mary. (@MrsMarryPoppins) April 9, 2019
on The Bus:
A class of elementary school students with teacher. A child has a magnifying glass. the
The teacher A shouts at it: “KIMBERLY, PACK them AND LET THEM IN!”
you: “You must not be more researchers in this fucking world.” theSomehow, I’m on Kimberly’s page.
— power supply (@Grolmori) April 10, 2019
just sit in a “Meeting” with the
8-year-old. theIt will be just discussed, the requirements for this week.
grandma and grandpa. Sweets desire. Bike [not] wrong. Attic.
Think about your just time to change my coffee over to push. the*down to Christmas – a flip chart
— M. Ti. Empty (@Mr_Empty_hier) April 10, 2019
bet A dad with his daughter, he can dry the floor before you can catch him with the fork. pic.twitter.com/CuN5nCCO4X
— Wechbuzze (@wechbuzze1) April 9, 2019
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