a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week!
Me is just one of those packaged individually, beautifully designed sanitary napkins is a well-known brands from the handbag to like it.
to the Extent that inconspicuous.
The eye-catching part of this, as the 7-Year-old: “mom, you know like a period, drop the bag!” the village beyond.
— ŦЯΛUVΛЛSΛSS (@FrauVanSass) July 14, 2019
[daughter comes into the living room]
“dad, You’re soon to be 34?!”
“Mama says, so old still no man.”
“Oh, Mama tells a lot when the day is long.”
“MAAAMAAA, PAPA SAYS, YOU TELL MUCH WHEN THE DAY IS LONG!”
I 34 Will not, also good.
— vacation, Marc (@Das_BinIchHier) July 14, 2019
Daughters found 17-year-old seahorse patch that has not done it once on the swimsuit.
While you are dowelled slept on your Bikini.
not Bad, I see your face, if you want to go in Cape Cod for a swim…
I can not stop laughing.
— Teresa van de Kowski (@KleineHyaene) July 13, 2019
We have met the children with whom K2 in the children’s store is going to go. And the parents.
Not a double name and the children were allowed to eat all the food with dirty hands.
— Kirsten Fuchs (@kirsten_fuchs_) July 18, 2019
daughter: dad, I think you’re really best of all rapping!
I: wow! thank you, mouse!
daughter: …in our family!!
— residential invest jani (@jan_delay) June 29, 2019
“order me a new phone!”
dad: “no Matter. But it must be better than that of the mother.“
For the correct arguments to(n) is never to old.
— The double thumb man (@double thumb) July 17, 2019
How wonderfully I hold a grudge could be, if only my memory would be better!
— woman annoyed (@FGenervt) July 17, 2019
K2 (3) wants to buy the income tax.
I think he understood.
I would also like to buy the Tax office and the revenue for me to post.
— Stefan Joussen (@SJoussen) July 18, 2019
Proverbs have sometimes a quite practical reference. Thanks to the two-year-old I now know what “Fuck the wall!” means.
— •the mother of all problems• (@old_and_grumpy) July 18, 2019
My mother considers it very important to the child in the Christian Faith to bring. Whenever the two have seen each other, we will be blessed with new Bible stories.
“And then stood up Jesus, and said: Hah! You can’t kill me. You Idiots.”
— Mariella aka GMTK (@Gianna Mariella) July 18, 2019
Tom has somewhere picked up the phrase, “Because I wouldn’t count on it.”. He throws me on all the time now on the head.
“are We going to grandma’s, Tom.”
“I wouldn’t count on it, dad.”
— Rob Vegas (@robvegas) July 16, 2019
Each week, we select the case of Twitter, the Tweets that we find the most Fun. Thanks for the anecdotes from your family life, you can sweeten us the free days!
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