a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a nice weekend!
1. The “Neverending story” with the children. the
– tears for Artax
– tears of stone-biter in mourning
– tear while you are looking for the Palace of the childlike Empress
Well, it is allowed to watch it with you next Time, however, if I quieter wines.
— funny name, @here, funny) January 5, 2019
My 3-year-old cousin wants according to Amazon – list your mother’s birthday Ironing Board and clothes rack mini-editions (. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 the
Has anyone tips for children’s books without Gender-role stereotypes? Expectant aunt, now a hard-core activist.
— Kim Torster (@_Torski) January 7, 2019
is In the question:”How old is your child?”, there are two types of parents:
1) “Exactly, now 45 months, 11 hours and 17 minutes! 😍”
2) “In the summer, the child Dre…Four, it is Four!”
— ŦЯΛUVΛЛSΛSS (@FrauVanSass) January 9, 2019
thrown away Just empty holes tea towel.
AHA Hear loudly in my head my mother:
“! We now have a fine rich lady?” the
‘ll probably dream of her.
— Tomster (@namenlos4) January 9, 2019
Since the four-year-old can’t score points in a discussion, he says, eventually, annoyed:
“I will decide now who is right and I choose
me! I’m right!“ the
I see a great political career.
— ⭐awesome asterisk⭐ iPhone app (@BeiAnja) January 10, 2019
*whatsapp family group*
dad: “the colleague said degree, what high goals for his or her children for 2019. You also have what? Want to be able to tell”
I: “Well, in 2019, I would like to have Sex again”
brother: “kebab would be cool”
dad: “dumb-ass… I’ll tell the Nobel prize”
— Mrs. D. Winchester (@Pfaelzerin96) January 10, 2019
“Can You hurry up please? We really need to go!” the
“I have A RIGHT TO HAVE DIGESTIVE!!”
children do in the morning is so much fun free to play game. 😎
— heart’s blood (@HerzblutICH) January 10, 2019
I Have all alone and without children were able 🤪 pic.twitter.com/Dxlikychwf
— momma on the rocks (@MamaOTR) January 10, 2019
K2 got a voucher for a sports shop and would like to search online for something.
The man sitting at Computer: “So, by whom the voucher is?”
— confusion (@13sisu) January 10, 2019
children and without a second surname, as you know, your parents are your when angry at you?
— Intern (@JoStowasser) January 5, 2019