Children without a second name: How do you know when your parents are mad at you?

January 13, 2019

a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a nice weekend!

1. The “Neverending story” with the children. the

As expected:

– tears for Artax
– tears of stone-biter in mourning
– tear while you are looking for the Palace of the childlike Empress

Well, it is allowed to watch it with you next Time, however, if I quieter wines.

— funny name, @here, funny) January 5, 2019

My 3-year-old cousin wants according to Amazon – list your mother’s birthday Ironing Board and clothes rack mini-editions (. ???? the

Has anyone tips for children’s books without Gender-role stereotypes? Expectant aunt, now a hard-core activist.

— Kim Torster (@_Torski) January 7, 2019

is In the question:”How old is your child?”, there are two types of parents:

1) “Exactly, now 45 months, 11 hours and 17 minutes! ?”

2) “In the summer, the child Dre…Four, it is Four!”

— ŦЯΛUVΛЛSΛSS (@FrauVanSass) January 9, 2019

thrown away Just empty holes tea towel.
AHA Hear loudly in my head my mother:
“! We now have a fine rich lady?” the

‘ll probably dream of her.

— Tomster (@namenlos4) January 9, 2019

Since the four-year-old can’t score points in a discussion, he says, eventually, annoyed:

“I will decide now who is right and I choose
*dramatic Pause*
me! I’m right!“ the

I see a great political career.

— ⭐awesome asterisk⭐ iPhone app (@BeiAnja) January 10, 2019

*whatsapp family group*

dad: “the colleague said degree, what high goals for his or her children for 2019. You also have what? Want to be able to tell”

I: “Well, in 2019, I would like to have Sex again”

brother: “kebab would be cool”

dad: “dumb-ass… I’ll tell the Nobel prize”

— Mrs. D. Winchester (@Pfaelzerin96) January 10, 2019

“Can You hurry up please? We really need to go!” the

“I have A RIGHT TO HAVE DIGESTIVE!!”

children do in the morning is so much fun free to play game. ?

— heart’s blood (@HerzblutICH) January 10, 2019

I Have all alone and without children were able ? pic.twitter.com/Dxlikychwf

— momma on the rocks (@MamaOTR) January 10, 2019

K2 got a voucher for a sports shop and would like to search online for something.
The man sitting at Computer: “So, by whom the voucher is?”
K2: “me!”

— confusion (@13sisu) January 10, 2019