a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week!
Now on the wish list of my mom at the very top: A Fitness Tracker.
“Your father no, I’m counting the steps twice!”
“The running bit is always running out of time.”
— The double thumb man (@double thumb) July 19, 2019
Every night leads one of the twin molecule Chen this dialogue:
“Sin and the holidays?”
“Is go nis in Kindagagen?”
“Because we are in Urlaup fahn?”
“So it is!”
And then it sits up and makes his mini-fists “YEAH!”
I COULD get USED to IT!
— Penny’s heart molecule (@heart molecule) July 24, 2019
K1 to K2: “Come on, let’s play daddy! I’ll dance and you’ll fall asleep.”
I have questions.
— the tree woman (@floor woman’s) July 24, 2019
sleep time. K1 finds something red, flabby in the bed. “A MAAADE!”
I crushed the part, smell it. “Tomato sauce! From The Dinner.“
K1 is skeptical. I lick to prove it. K1 is satisfied.
I also licked a Made, so that the child sleeps at last.
— nurse doctor (@SchwesterFD) July 25, 2019
“mom, you have a birthday soon. Are you excited?”
“Yes, of course, I love to have a birthday.”
“How old are you gonna be?”
“Whaaat? Since there were still dinosaurs when you were a child!”
Clear. I like to remember the iguanodon herds on their summer migration through the field in front of the house.
Juliet Gibb (@mamigration) July 23, 2019
K2 is waving in the kitchen, before she goes into the hallway. “Good-Bye, Butter!” It has a very intimate relationship with food. pic.twitter.com/m8GNMHzces
— Schokominza (@silly Mama) July 25, 2019
[a daughter I’m going to the bathroom]
“feeertig! Someone comes to wipe?”
me:”Yeah, of course. Like. I’ve been waiting all day on this very wonderful Moment!”
Who’s kidding whom?
— vacation, Marc (@Das_BinIchHier) July 24, 2019
The 3jhrge makes a stain on his t-Shirt. “People are watching.”, he says with a bathing suit on the head, he doesn’t want to take off since this morning.
— herb of prey (@herb-robbery) July 22, 2019
Some of the children to the horrors from the sleep, because you dream of monsters, or evil pirates. K1 dreams of flags and scares with the words: “the fact Is that Hessen or Thüringen?”
all you need to know about our strange little family at all.
L’enfer, c’est les autres (@Chris_Zwitscher) July 22, 2019
summer holiday. Boredom is sooo important for children.
“mom, why is it called ‘mixed meat’ and not ‘minced mixed meat’?”
— Hummel family (@Hummel family) July 22, 2019
The 5-Year-old has brought with him from the day-care centre, a new word “Wattefog”. Don’t know what it means.
Or, as the Americans what the fuck says “”.
— The Gasser (@Magda water) July 21, 2019
Each week, we select the case of Twitter, the Tweets that we find the most Fun. Thanks for the anecdotes from your family life, you can sweeten us the free days!
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