a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a nice weekend!
I welcomed my neighbors, always friendly with a “Hi, Basti”.
And he always replied friendly.
Because the wife has called him so.
I Thought.
Basti is the dog.— Linda delville (@Linda delville) May 16, 2019
Child2 wants a bike. Now. Immediately. With Support Wheels. Because it breaks the Arm.
“Oh, that’s expensive!”
K2: “without training wheels!”
(rider, a risk is now secondary)“Anyway! For this we have to go to work!“
K2: “mom! The dad’s working late tonight!“
Hmph.— The double thumb man (@double thumb) May 17, 2019
That was a year ago, the Moment I knew that these three harmonize wonderfully with each other. Children, ey. <3 pic.twitter.com/Kyk6dDsFmK
— •the mother of all problems• (@old_and_grumpy) May 16, 2019
son want to live, like the cat.
“want to cover home, when I was never on the table, sleep when and where I want to Me get, eat immediately when I get home”Tomorrow I will open him a can, serve the food on the floor and send him to Poop. Fine.
— The Köse (@DieKoese) May 11, 2019
Teaching the kids to awoo pic.twitter.com/NaE4qLV16J
— Good doggos (@DoggoDating) May 15, 2019
K2 is wearing her doll in a Carry to walk.
Stranger:
“The Baby, you may never wear that face to the front!
If you don’t learn it now, then you’re doing it with your child is also wrong!”
I’d rather not say that the doll is sometimes not breast-fed for days.— Magdarine peanut butter-crunchy cream (@Magdarine27) May 14, 2019
Earlier in the case of DM, a mother said to her daughter:
“Paula, come on, di, I sän in a hörrie!!!”
and now I know how a Swabian Denglisch sounds.— Mrs. Mary. (@MrsMarryPoppins) May 14, 2019
When Anschaukeln I know of only two levels:
child is bored to death &
child flies in the neighbouring village.
— Marc seillaise (@Das_BinIchHier) May 13, 2019
My child grunts when you cry, my child grunts while Laughing.
I’ve ordered a pig or what?— monkeys(nichtmehrganzso)small (@monkey small) May 17, 2019
The daughter (6) should be vaccinated.
I am totally shocked, we explained to you really, and I can hardly hear you, because she screeches so, but I have a terrible suspicion:you Impfgegnerin.
— family laboratory ☢ (@family laboratory) May 14, 2019
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