Mama, what do you do in chemistry lessons?’ So, I have been crying.

January 22, 2019

a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week!

swimming-pool-shower. the

Child2 (m) declared, inter alia, child (w) how to clean properly a puller man.

child (w): “But I don’t have a puller man.” the

Child2: “Then it was too tight.” the

Well. Better to be careful.

— The double thumb man (@double thumb) January 14, 2019

My son did not want to leave yesterday, the kindergarten, this morning, he didn’t want to go. My son, 4, could also sit in the British house of Commons. #Brexit

— Sabine Rennefanz (@Sabine rennefanz) January 16, 2019

“What are you doing now when the second child is different than the first?”
“fire up The washing machine immediately after one has been puked on, but still wait until the child is finally empty.” the

the Rail is not the answer to be that you had expected…

— Nayru stone (@NayruStein) January 14, 2019

“mom, what do you teach chemistry?” the

So I cried.

— Lilli Marlene (@Marlene Hellene) January 15, 2019

“mom, can I sleep with You? The hot water bottle is too small and You’re also a lot more.“ the
Sweet, like you “dick” says. ??

— Warriors-Fangirl 2018 (@Topfritte) January 15, 2019

“My favorite soup chocolate sauce!” the

can I teach the four year old, nothing more.

— ⭐awesome asterisk⭐ iPhone app (@BeiAnja) January 11, 2019

daughter: “dad, will you come play now?” the
man: “Give me two minutes … I’ll tell mum just what.” the
daughter: “ALEXA, set a Timer for two minutes!” the

Fantastic that kids today are so natural with the technological progress! FAN. TAS. TABLE!

— SMILE AND WAVE (@laechelnuwinken) January 12, 2019

“I want to shopping with Mama!
“Ok.”
“I want to buy ME something.”
“Ok. But of your money.”
“Ok.” the
“Need to put on a pair of pants.”
“Oh, ne! Then I’ll stay here.”

— Tomster (@namenlos4) January 11, 2019

My daughter is a Punk. pic.twitter.com/VFEx4fl4DU

— Janko (@Janko Tietz) January 15, 2019

K3: can I get a coffee? After all, I am writing today in English.
I: I hope that the coffee helps to school, and you know that you have a test today in math.
K3: ?

— Coco DeeFox (@Fuchsereien) January 17, 2019

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